A Guitar and a Pen

Now, I’m sure you’re wondering at this point: What does all this have to do with guitars and music? I’ve played three sessions of late where the “songwriter” brought in AI demos they wanted to record with a full band and human vocals. All of these songs did pass the T Test in that they were just as cliché and empty as any not-particularly-imaginative amateur songwriter. Don’t get me wrong—for songs that were cobbled together in seconds, borrowing parts of melodies, rhymes, rhythms, and themes from every song ever recorded, they were perfectly mediocre. But why would anybody want to record another D-level song devoid of a single original thought? I guess because they think it might advance their career. But one more lackluster drop in an ocean 95-percent full of mediocrity is not helping anyone.

That said, this process is going to improve. You know how you can have a secret desire for something, like a new pair of shoes or an Epiphone Sheraton, and keep this secret desire in the depths of your heart, telling no one—and yet, those shoes and/or Epiphone Sheraton somehow become ubiquitous in pop-up ads when you open your computer? There are times AI really does seem to be reading my mind—or at least my email, texts, and searches—and then feeds this into the algorithm to give me its version of what I think I want. It also can do that in songwriting. AI can gather data from all of the artists out there pouring their thoughts into songs, poems, books, and movies, and then rearrange them into songs that attempt to express the depths of human emotion. And in fact, I have heard AI create songs that are profoundly poignant.

I’d bet most successful or aspiring songwriters under the age of 60 have tried feeding a few commands into Suno, Udio, or Soundraw, and found a chord change, a line, or part of a melody that could be worked into a composition. Or maybe the AI version just needs a few tweaks. This is applying the “work smarter, not harder” creed, which used to be good advice, but I’m not sure it is anymore, now that working hard is so easy to avoid. For instance, I was a dyslexic kid (I suppose I still am), and had a very difficult time learning to read, but as there was no other option, I had to slog through it and put in the extra work to get up to speed. My 8-year-old daughter faces the same challenge, so we read together slowly most nights, making a little bit of progress each time that will hopefully grow like compound interest.

Of course, she hates it just like I did—but we power through. The challenge for her generation, though, is that anyone can now push a mic button on a phone, speak their thoughts, and have the phone instantly read them back. It’s an easy hack to avoid the hard work of reading and writing, and that’s why I think illiteracy will rise in developed nations.